Mushy Willow

A penis after sex that is no longer hard.

After I came, I just kept jamming my mushy willow inside of her.

by Jemes21 July 25, 2012

Wind in the Willows

The act of farting into anothers pubic hair during sex.

Oil Rig Worker: My wife asked me to fart in her pubes last night.

Oil Rig Worker #2: Wind in the Willows Pendejo.

*High five*

by LichKingBravo January 26, 2011

Stripping the Willow

When one rips ones testicles off with a split wooden spoon

Oh my god, George just lost it and tried stripping the willow, call an ambulance

by jimbob USM April 28, 2017

Willow

Willow is Sarah Palin's ex boyfriend's daughter's best friend's cousin. She is the most amazing person in the world. Willow tells the funniest jokes in the world, even though they're not always that funny. She also writes HILARIOUS comics. They're mostly about her friend Ivan. If you ever meet a Willow, don't let her leave your side. ASK HER OUT. If you don't, you'll live the rest of your life without the best girlfriend ever. She is also great in bed. But don't get her angry, because when she's angry she might stab you with a spoon. She is also really strong, and is capable of pushing open heavy doors. Sometimes.

I wish someone could open this door.

HEEYAH!!!

Thank you Willow!!

by Lalalayouknowit October 1, 2011

Willow

Willow

Willow is a sex machine, she knows how to pleasure any man if you know what I mean, Willow is innocent in the streets but a freak in the sheets.

by Chickentenders448 October 15, 2017

Willoughby

A wonderful girl that always can make you smile. She is smart, beautiful, and sensitive. She is shy at first but once you get to know her you will never forget het. She has a way of finding a way into your hart. If you ever meet a Willoughby you should never let her go.

Willoughby: someone who will always be there for you.

by Steve90 January 28, 2013

pussy willow

A man who acts as though he has no balls, therefore only a limp, willowing penis is left amongst the flowing pubic hairs. This explains his feminine nature despite the outer appearance of the man body.

My roommate has no balls, so he acts as though he has a pussy willow.

by TrixieDog December 16, 2018