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Williams Air Force Base

An Air Force Base in Arizona which was shut down in the 1990's. It no longer exists. If you were one of the lucky few born on this military establishment, congradulations, you do not exist either. You are a paradox for being alive. You were actually not born anywhere.
Embassy Employee: "Where were you born?"
Visa applicant: "Williams Air Force Base, Arizona in the U.S."
Embassy Employee: "There is no such place. I need you're REAL birthplace."
Visa Applicant: "Here is a copy of my Birth Certificate. It says Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employess: "What city is that in?"
Visa Applicant: "Ah...Williams Air Force Base."
Embassy Employee: "Ma'am, the computer says that city does not exist."
Visa Applicant: "But I do, so it must exist."
Embassy Employee: "No, it doesn't."
by Sas International March 1, 2009
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Billy Dee Williams

1. Any cool motherfucker.

2. anything that oozes cool.

3. Smooth ass actor who played as Lando Calrissian in Star Wars "The Empire Strikes Back" and "The Return of the Jedi".
1. J Dolo: " Don't be walkin' around all Billy Dee Williams when you still owe me money "

2. Destro Vanderbeek "Man those shoes are Billy Dee Williams!"

3. <seriously>
by Darth Wells December 2, 2007
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William

by It’sbeensolong May 6, 2020
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William Doolittle

The formal version of the age-old indication of intent to comply: "will do"
1. Hey, would you mind cleaning up that pile of vomit in the hallway?

- William Doolittle.

2. Dude, please stop sleeping with my girlfriend.

- William Q. Doolittle, Esq.
by bobslackers February 2, 2010
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A total Brian Williams

When someone embellishes a story about an experience they had, but the other people who were there quickly call them out in their bullshit.
Adam: "Yeah, these dudes at the bar were talking shit so I broke my beer bottle and threatened to cut them."

Stephen: "No, you didn't. They were laughing at your fedora, so you went to a booth and made fun of them when they were out of earshot. You're such a total Brian Williams."
by Jessi loves Chicago February 14, 2015
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Willa

Willa is an amazing girl. Born on the 22nd she's double the fun, double the beauty and has double the heart. She's always the one to party but also always the one to stay behind with you when you need her. Every boy wants her, but only one can get her. If you know a Willa, hold on to her no matter what, cause one day, you'll find yourself in need of that double heart.
boy 1: Oh hot damn look at her go! She must be a Willa

girl 1: Be a little smarter, be a little nicer, be a little more beautiful, be more like Willa
by praudmaud December 14, 2010
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Katt Williams

1. An Actor who starred in "Friday After Next" (he was funny as hell by the way).
2. A Notorious P.I.M.P
3. A Star in the Show "Wild N' Out"
4. A lil funny short ass nigga who happens to be so sexy to me.
"I am Tired of yo presence dismiss"
-Katt Williams in Friday After Next

"Hicory dickory dock, Yo girl was on my cock, took her to my house i turned her out and now she sells my rocks"
-Katt Williams on an epsiode of Wild N' Out during WILDSTYLE
by SEXY T August 24, 2006
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