wiffle beard 

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.

What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?

wiffle beard by ArtT3ach3r December 25, 2011

Wifey

Wifey is a new sparkling rosé wine produced and bottled in the Veneto region of Italy celebrating the epitome of a woman's confidence, love and power.

I'm going to pick up my favorite wine, Wifey after work.
Wifey and I drinking Wifey wine tonight.

Wifey by Maddie Wine June 19, 2020

tinkle-wiffer 

a mysterious gypsie who tends to perform preposterous dances and often enjoys "having a gander" at your treasures

snicklefritz is a tinkle-wiffer that yogurt slingin bamboozler wont get away with this

tinkle-wiffer by scrudge muffet April 11, 2009

wifey

Yo motha fuckin WIFE!!

She's not just my baby momma, she's my wifey

wifey by Your M Effin Wife March 21, 2013

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot 

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot by Josh January 22, 2005

the WIFF 

An incompetant co-worker who believes that Non-Fat Milk is Soy milk, and her "favorite". She believes that Orange Mango Naked Juices come in the Green, Super C packaging for the heck of it, and practically is the definition of a Joan Clever housewife who thought getting a job was "Fun".

She is the bane of every other co-worker's existence.

You've been Wiffed is a common statement.

The stench of the Wiff is left behind by a trail of dead.

"Would you like a desert?"
"I've never had soy before (looking at Non-fat and tries it), Yum! That's my Favorite!"

"Who wrote that cup? What IS it?!"
- I don't know. The WIFF wrote it.

UGH!

the WIFF by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

Wifflebirder 

A person who sniffs another persons bicycle seat after it has been used.

Random Brown Bag Special - "Did Mike just sniff my bike seat after my 20 mile, haven't showered yet today, ate Mexican last night with extra bean dip, probably left a nice poop smear on the seat, bike ride?"

Jack - "Yeap, he is such a pervy wifflebirder."

Wifflebirder by Wiff L Birder October 25, 2010