whiskerine

Derived from the combination of the words "whiskey" and "Listerine" (not the liquids). When someone has super potent alcohol on their breath. They don't need to speak for one to smell it, but when they do, the stench is amplified. Usually the culprit is trying to mask or cover the smell while at work, in church, at a family function, or any other normally dry event. Use of the word is good for any part of the day, but especially applicable between 6 am and noon.

Patty: "Hey, I wonder what time the guy started drinking? It's ten in the morning."

Josh: "Don't know, but he definitely rinsed with whiskerine."

by TotoMMB January 22, 2011

stiff whisker

when your cat comes at you, purring, meowing, licking your cheeks, rubbing its body against your face, thirsty for attention but you decide to ask it about its political views and ethical values because your cat needs to learn that it cannot impose its will on you and must be domesticated by all means.

Miezi, bloody stiff whisker, tried to do it again!

Fuck off, Miezi. Wait..

by Krkič May 8, 2019

whisker tits

noun - a set of breasts on a woman that have light bristly hairs that surround the areola. Otherwise known as a nip o' clock shadow.

1: Hey look at those titties. I'd like to plant my face in those.
2: No way man, she's got whisker tits. You might choke on a hair.

by THE MIGHTY STU October 30, 2007

Whisker Biscuit

The crusted residue left in ones facial hair after performing oral sex on their partner.

Tom: "Hey Jon, you've got something in your beard"

Jon: "Yea, I was muckin' Sally's barn earlier today and she left some whisker biscuits in there. I'm saving them for later"

by Free-Daddy Mac April 1, 2016

Whisker Mechanic

A person who is quite adept at performing cunnilingus.

Michelle: "Wow, Kong and I hooked up last night and he is really quite a Whisker Mechanic"

Cathy: "No doubt, he did some work under my hood last weekend and it was great!"

by Iukong January 4, 2011

Raspberry whisker biscuit

Consequence of shaving your pubes. Ingrown hairs caused by shaving your pubic area.

Did you see Mccoy's bald eagle?! It was surrounded raspberry whisker biscuits... He must not shave down there too often.

by C-Unit G Sauce April 22, 2011

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020