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shake-weighting

the act of using a shake weight; grip shake weight like penis preferably with both hands and shake vigorously.
She was shake-weighting my shit all night long.
by twink87 March 17, 2011
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put her weight on it

referring to the sexual position where a woman will be on top of a man while he is laying down
Growing tired of the missionary position with her boyfriend, Karyn put her weight on it and enjoyed the ride.
by PDubya December 26, 2008
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weight cutter

Commonly referred to in organised fighting, a weight cutter is a competitor who seeks to get into a lower (easier) weight class by dehydrating with diuretics before weighting in, then rehydrating before fight day.

Weight cutters therefore get an unfair advantage over those who weigh in at their natural weight.
"That guy's gotta be 165lbs right now, so if he got into the 155lb class this morning he may be a weight cutter."
by E.T.S. April 28, 2006
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Exam Weight

When studying for important exams, such as university finals, and one allows oneself to devour great quantities of junk food and snacks, a person will gain exam weight. This is the weight put on during exam time, as a direct result of said eating. Similar to winter weight that people gain during Christmas.
"I've been eating so many brownies during exams, I think I've gained some weight."

"Aye, that'd be the exam weight"
by Simbaaaaaa May 5, 2013
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Middle Weight Champ

Dude with a large and/or heavy package disproportionate to his body weight. Skinny dude, big dong.
Bruh! Dude is 150 lbs soaking wet but 50 is dong. He's a straight middle weight champ, son!
by Koofeltalypse Pow! May 10, 2017
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shake the weight

verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.
Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?

Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.
by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010
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cum weight

The weight that an individual gains after starting a new relationship due to the large(or not) volume of semen that is consumed during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse.

Can be used in a derogatory manner or not depending on individuals and context of conversation.
Non derogatory:
I have put on 6lbs since dating him, its totally cum weight.

Derogatory:
That bitch is so fat, its totally all cum weight.
by NMasters September 25, 2012
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