carnforth high wankers

Carnforth high is full of wankers, the girls are all slags, and the boys are all fuck boys a specially Charlie ash most of the year 7s smoke and don’t even inhale like Marcus burrows everyone smokes weed and does MD every weekend mr Fox is fat and doesn’t let u do anything when he’s not even in charge of the fucking school, I give up w this school...

I hate Carnforth high wankers

by Willysilly432 August 11, 2019

Wankered

When you get far too drunk or take too many drugs you may be described as being wankered.

I was out last night with my friends and I got completely wankered.

You should have seen my friend last night he was wankered.

"How's your night going"

"I'm wankered mate"

by ChemicalKicks March 9, 2008

wankered

The act of drinking so much your completely InSaNe. You could run round town naked and not even remember it when you eventually regain conciousness the next day. A good night out.

"Hahahaah look at critter hes wankered!"

by Mooresy March 3, 2005

wanker wink

the small movement that a man's dick makes before he actually starts getting an erection

My man and I were spooning last night. He wasn't hard yet, but I felt a little wanker wink.

by i hate superbowl February 16, 2010

wankernaught

A person who is such a massive wanker that they are off the planet.

That guy is such a wankernaught.

by Bryagh October 3, 2014

wanken

To wack off at her vagina entrance to the point of ejaculation then shoving it in and cumming.

Guy 1 "That girl's looser than the Panama canal"
Guy 2 "that's cool. A good wanken will work then"

by The Sublime Lime December 31, 2017

Wanker’s Cramp

Wanker’s Cramp is a wrist cramp commonly recived after masturbating for long periods of time.

Example:
Billy recived wanker’s cramp during his attempt of the 60-minute masturbation challenge

by Bekfas December 18, 2018