sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.
"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."
by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009
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Walrus Powder

The only means by which Walrus Armor may be penetrated and the Walrus rendered defeated. See Walrus.
A Walrus is no match for the mighty Walrus Powder!
by neveragainfool October 27, 2014
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Walrus Rimjob

Your wife has to be large in nature and bathes in the gutters of the street. She then picks you up with work and rewards you with an hour long rimjob in the kitchen while your neighbours watch
Hey Dan and Roy, I got the best Walrus Rimjob last night. I have never felt so much pleasure in my life!
by Hoonigan__88 January 26, 2018
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Don Walrus

One who always has sex being on the bottom due to being overweight, lazy, or entitled like a mafia boss
I heard Jimmy is a regular Don Walrus in the sack which is why hes always single.

This girl is so creative when it.comes to.sex you know Don Walrus ain't happening
by CombatVet134 January 04, 2019
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walrus floss

When you are on the level of obesity where your thong looks like a walrus flossing vigorously.
Yo daves girl has some serious walrus floss going on.
I need to head to the bathroom, I need to fix this walrus floss.
by Aryustusken December 28, 2017
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Walrus (animal)

A graceful and majestic animal that flops around the ocean, kings of the land and sea. They'll crush you, so be sure not to mess with them, you wont know what to do. Best animal of them all. WARLPIRI
Friend: I just swam 100km across the ocean.
Me: Wow you are such a walrus (animal)
by Xxnthx October 05, 2017
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Drunk Walrus

A walrus that broke into a wine cellar, and drank everything. Caution, they are very dangerous. Charjabugs are better.
There's a drunk walrus. Go near him. (cruel joke)
by CharjabugGD March 08, 2017
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