Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:
1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.
2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.
1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.
2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.
1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'
2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'
2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'
by Sonya August 21, 2004
Get the waffling mug.by Saundra Cites March 9, 2007
Get the waffling mug.Reply used whenever you realize that you have incorrectly told someone "Gesundheit" after a sneeze. Waffle is used most often with coughs and hiccups.
Tom: coughing noise
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.
by Banksta September 9, 2004
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>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!
by velvet coker May 29, 2005
Get the waffle mug."We might have won that game (an RTS style game) if we hadn't waffled back and forth across the playing field."
-I chose to answer the cries for help and leave my fortified position to help another player, then after defeating that threat, was called again to help the 3rd player (on the other side of the board) with thinned forces. The losing battle wiped me out and eventually we all lost the game. I blamed the loss on "waffling back and forth." If we had each been able to defend our positions, we might have won!
-I chose to answer the cries for help and leave my fortified position to help another player, then after defeating that threat, was called again to help the 3rd player (on the other side of the board) with thinned forces. The losing battle wiped me out and eventually we all lost the game. I blamed the loss on "waffling back and forth." If we had each been able to defend our positions, we might have won!
by ZachP April 10, 2008
Get the waffle mug.by patrick freyer August 23, 2004
Get the waffling mug.A waffle is a summer camp prank that requires several people to execute. The wafflee is restrained while a tennis racket is pressed firmly on his stomach. Then a coarse brush is violently applied to the area. When the racket is lifted the red and white grid impression resembles a tasty breakfast treat.
Dear Mom and Dad: Camp is fun, but two nights ago my bunkmates gave me the worst waffle. Last night, just as a joke, I set my bunk on fire and barricaded the door from the outside so I guess we're even.
by Obamessiah August 19, 2009
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