verbal typo

A verbal typo is when someone says something other than what they wanted to say in the first place. It is most often a switching of prefixes between two words, such as "chicking tock" instead of "ticking clock". It can also be an entirely different word that just sounds the same. Verbal typos occur a lot, and can happen to anyone at any given time.

John: Damn, I can't concentrate. That chicking tock is so annoying!
Jane: What's a chicking tock?
John: Sorry, ticking clock. Just made a verbal typo.

by IEatzC00kies March 01, 2016

verbally high

When you are high mentally, not so much physically. So much so that words and sentences that come out of your mouth no longer make sense.

Person 1- "Yo, lets stay in the music and listen to the car"
Person 2- ".....what....?"
Person 1- "Leave me alone, Im verbally high."

by Jamielynn1989 April 16, 2010

verbal osmosis

The act of checking your mail, facebook and twitter accounts, checking out the new additions to lolcats, failblog, roflrazzi and urban dictionary, checking nhl and ufc highlights, etc, all while your teacher is lecturing you, hoping that some of the talk that is washing over you will stick in your head.

"Life's too short to listen to this crap. Hopefully i'll accidentally learn enough to pass via verbal osmosis."

by sike moda November 16, 2009

verbal sodomy

an act of verbally accosting someone to such an extent that the recipient feels as if they have been raped in the most unnatural of ways.

I was forced to commit verbal sodomy when that douchebag was in my face talking shit.

by pendergastastic October 06, 2010

verbal irony

Discrepancy of meaning, where the speaker has several meanings for the phrase according the situation, but he or she only wants the audience to perceive one of it

Very similar to sarcasm

"I was so excited to return to school for final exams after spring break"

by english class February 14, 2005

Verbal Diarrhea

When someone talks, and the resulting output smells and sounds like shit

Every time George W. Bush gives a speech, all I hear is verbal diarrhea.

by Dan Miller March 23, 2004

verbal abuse

Rhymes that are so incredibly good. The person who these rhymes are directed towards will feel pain just by the shear depth and phatness of the rhymes themselves.

Thug 1: Heads know that this chump is gonna get whalloped by the epic verses that Q-Tip will spit.
Thug 2: Fo' real. The verbal abuse inflicted upon that Sucka MC will be severe.

by QueueTip February 28, 2006