leet tweet

A message making oneself appear superior than another human being via twitter.

"Look at his leet tweet, he just keeps bragging about how many follower he has."

by xkuay March 2, 2010

tweet tweet

Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch!

by SmartrGirl411 December 28, 2014

tweetard

A Twitter whore.
Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

That tweetard posted 50 updates in one day.

by FreeMemory January 21, 2009

tweeter

1)CUNT, TWAT, FUCK-HOLE, Bearded clam, bloody hatchet wound, vagina.
2)A more Politically correct way of saying the aforementioned vulgarities.

MIKE:"There is a star named after my girlfriends snatch."

BRIAN:"WHAT"

MIKE: "It is named KAT's TWEETER"

by Kennith Ian BUSS September 7, 2003

tweet

A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour.

Is it just my imagination or does Twitter sometimes 'eat' your tweets? Must have a 'tweet tooth' or something. (Jim Turner, 3/16/2008)

by ScottAllen March 16, 2008

Tweeting off

Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.

Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.

by srocks March 22, 2009

Tweeterpated

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010