twat

Twat:
A pregnant gold fish.
A virgina
A good word to shout.
To hit someone.
The terroist thing.
"My gold fish is a twat"
"Your twat is rather hairy"
"Shuttup you stupid twat"
"I'm going to twat you if you don't fuck off"
by Lozyo July 20, 2006
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a japanese import known as an Itchipussi
I have twat and it itches.
by Caliber West August 17, 2003
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a term used to define a person,who is of suspect charector and probably owns a landrover or vauxhall vectra.
yea you now dave hes got a landrover,man that guys such a twat.
by arthur p pimpledike March 21, 2004
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derogitary term for a pregnant fish
"hey, look at the twats swimming around the goldfish bowl"
by souljaboii June 22, 2009
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A purse that you can put things in.
Where women keep their personal items, and men keep their personal items.
"Hannah, don't forget your twat in the car. I don't want to have to walk back for your ID again."
"Hannah, will you hold this in your twat so I don't have to carry it? I'm tired of putting it in and out of mine."
by cubes mctauben March 20, 2008
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TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.
"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".
by andy March 20, 2006
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Honestly, I need to not hold back and just say it plainly, lucifer is nothing more than a pussy, a fucking twat, a weak bitch, throneless, a fucking footstool under Christ's feet.
by sum.fukn.dude April 19, 2022
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