Turtle

An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.

Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.

by nip/tuck May 16, 2007

Turtle

A four legged beast that eats people and other creatures.

The turtle ate my children.

by The All Knowing Ninja May 11, 2011

Turtle

Commonly know as a douche bag. Synonyms: Ivy, Tortuga. If you read this entry, chances are you are either a: a turtle, or b: an ivy.

Ivy is such a turtle. She is douchie.

by i hate turtles December 14, 2010

turtling

A homeless person walking the streets with a large box on their back looking much like a turtle. The box is their home, much like a turtle shell.

"Gordon is turtling because he lost his job and his wife threw him out."
"If I don't land this account I'll be turtling by sun-up."
"My Mom is a whacko and my brother is an idiot. Because of these morons I'll lose my house and may have to start turtling."

by Cal Varnson September 20, 2007

turtling

To have sex and make baby turtles

Psst. guys, lets go out turtling? ;

by 6066sophie January 19, 2011

Turtling

When you have sexual intercourse with someone in a hope to create a baby turtle.

I was turtling this one girl and i did it like a 100 times and the turtles were pretty much falling out.

by Turtlebait January 19, 2011

Turtle

They are best most awesomest animals know to mankind. They are all cool and slow and like SWAG "yo whatupp im a turtle" Only some people know about their plan to dominate the world and make many explosions in the middle of the ocean... watch out for that supper awesome world dominating turtle!

Dude dat turtle so SWAG!

Wait does it have a bomb?!
....
(you're dead)

by swaggie turtle May 24, 2013