Tumblr

Don't go on it. It is a virus it will ruin your computer.

Friend 1: Hey did you go on tumblr?
Friend 2: Yeah it gave me a terrible virus that destroyed my computer.

Friend 1: I'm never going on tumblr again!

by I'm done with all this shit August 12, 2012

Tumblr

Alright, for starters, people from tumblr do not at all in any way state that they created memes. Memes are for everyone, stfu. And maybe some people have created ones that they have made from rage builder. Also, they dont complain about their lifes. But even if they did, its a fucking blog. Thats actually somewhat what it is for. You can use it to vent. Majority of people on tumblr understand each other, and hate anons. And usually don't like homophobes. They are sarcastic, but thats what makes them hilarious. Majority of people on tumblr get along, unless some weird drama starts from some stupid anon. Not everyone on tumblr considers themself a hipster either. And it doesnt even only consist of "hipster" things. You're really shallow if you think that, and obviously don't know what you're talking about. Quit judging. Its a place to get away from people like you. People who are ignorant and judgmental. Tumblr can also be considered for a place where the outcast-socially awkward kids go, which is perfectly fine. Oh and tumblr only accepts cats. If you're a muggle...gtfo ~~ you never heard of a tumblr eva itz a virus oya ;D

Im really tired i hope i worded everything right jfkdsj imma die forever alone Tumblr ~

by umadbrogottaproblemrawnstaaawp October 6, 2011

Tumblr

A website and app that can ban 'female presenting nipples' but can't ban racism and nazi's

Person 1: "Hey did you hear about Tumblr"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're banning all adult content from the 17th of December 2018 but can't seem to ban racism".

by Gucci Tae December 8, 2018

TUMBLR

See, God and Satan got into an argument one day: Satan was mad God got to make everything in the world. So after hours of debate and begging, God told Satan he could create one thing. Thus, Tumblr was created.

Tumblr is the best dang social media sight in the world.

by Squidisbatman March 11, 2017

Tumblr

The end of your social life. It is probably one of the main reasons your are single.

"She's so pretty, why is she still single?"

"Tumblr."

"Oh"

by myfailedlife April 21, 2016

Tumblring

(V.) The act of surfing Tumblr porn for inspiring sexual ideas

Tumblring is both a fun and informative past time.

by JMM789 April 5, 2017

Tumblr

Tumblr is a place where people hate themselves and love Satan.

Amandi: you should visit Tumblr
Jamie: Yeah, OK. I'll do it for you.
*One Week Later*
Amandi: How was it?
Jamie: I HATE MYSELF!!! Satan is so misunderstood
Amandi: *claps hands together* *Opens Tumblr* *doesn't come back until a month*

by Inspiretobeyou July 15, 2018