Ass Truffle

Ass trufflle occurs when two straight males get bored and proceed to shove eachothers' noses in eachothers' asses pretending to look for the elusive ass truffle....not to be mistaken for the homosexual version called tossing the salad.

friend 1: Man I'm bored.

friend 2: Me too

friend 1: why don't we ass truffle eachother?

friend 2: Isn't that gay?

friend 1: only if you toss my salad.

by mdeisel98 December 3, 2011

Truffle Fries

When guys use truffle butter as lubricant to do each other in the ass.

After Bob and Ken got done tag teaming Lisa, they used her truffle butter to make truffle fries by rubbing her butter on their cocks as lube to do each other in the ass.

by Tater Tott Wallace October 28, 2017

truffle dick

When a male gives a female rough anal sex then the female performs oral sex immediately after.

Bro 1- you hook up wit that bitch last night?
Bro 2- word bitch was a freak so I gave her that truffle dick

by Flash37 April 18, 2016

Belgian Truffle

The act of completely covering another's head with muddy excrement, causing the head to look like a giant chocolate truffle

Man 1: "Would you like a Belgian Truffle my dear sir?"
Man 2: "Why yes, I do belive I would. Did you happen to have some bad mexican food today good sir?"
Man 1: "Indeed. The rivers are flowing fast today."

by SirPenetror December 10, 2005

Truffle tunnel

When you insert a straw into someone's anal canal and procede to suck the feces out of it.

Last night I was so hammered that my girlfriend told me I truffle tunneled her

by Inky johnson July 10, 2016

Lung Truffle

The unsavory, solid material found in one's saliva after hawking a loogie.

Sheck ish owt! Im bout to pit ish ung chuffle ong uh gye bewowe uh vindow!

Unobstructed Translation: Check this out! I am about to spit this lung truffle on the guy below the window!

by Leroy Mansauce July 22, 2009

Truffle butter

When a guy ejaculates in a girls anus a yellow creamy substance which is part poop part seaman is made. The guy then rubs the cream on the girls vagina and the substance around the vagina is truffle butter

Mark and Sally were making some truffle butter last night.

by WhiteFire69 April 25, 2015