Tortilla

The basic eating utensil used by Mexicans,
used in place of a fork, spoon, and knife. Tortillas are the only utensil used for eating BESIDES your hands.

Stephanie: Can I have a spoon?
Diana: Where do you think we are?! You can have a tortilla!

Eddie: You want a spoon? HEY, this girl wants a spoon!
Sydney: That bitch can stick with her tortilla!

by Echhi Chama May 3, 2009

Torta

Delicious Mexican sandwich made with beef fajita, avocado, cheese, on a toasted brioche roll.

I'd like to eat a torta de fajita.

by Wiseowl1 February 7, 2020

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021

tort

Short for "tortellini".

The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

torte

a flourless cake

by mike machie July 25, 2003

Tortillas

Latino girls with flat butts.

Jesus - Yo esse! check out those Tortillas, two o'clock.
Jorge - Vato! Less hook'em up wid some queso!

by whaxalot October 8, 2008

Tortellini

A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).

Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."

by CharlieCatt June 22, 2008