topless boxing

Uniquely female form of fighting, involving boxing while revealing breasts. A type or sub-genre of foxy boxing, girlfight, bitchfight, chickfight or catfight. Popular in certain varieties of bars and strip clubs and available on numerous web sites.

My woman don't like me fucking that bitch with huge tits. There's only one solution: topless boxing.

by Illam August 9, 2007

Torpedo

An uncircumcised dick that is long but not thick.

Get rid of your torpedo and go get a head.

by Isaak D April 1, 2009

Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.

Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!

by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005

Rubbery Sex Torpedo

A nickname given to dolphins do to their promiscuous nature and underwater agility.

Woah, look at those fins on that rubbery sex torpedo!

by TreesAreFood October 16, 2012

Topless Beer

The Topless Beer is a method of drinking beer cans that involves removing the entire top with a standard can opener. The purpose of the Topless Beer is to improve taste and to assist rapid consumption. Popularized by students at the University of Notre Dame.

Guy 1: "Yo, Ian... hook me up with a topless beer. We're gonna get everyone together to chug."

Guy 2: "Get the can opener. Topless beers are the best!"

by Boozemonkey March 30, 2009

Torpedo Sneak Attack

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

Hidden Torpedo

When you shit into a womans vagina, with or without her consent.

Bob:Hey Jessy, do you like Submarines?
Jessy: Yeah!
Bob: Good because i've got a Hidden Torpedo for your vagina!
Jessy: You mean your penis?
Bob: Nope I mean I'm gonna poop in your vagina.

by TrevorSeanKai March 29, 2010