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spunk torpedo

A penis.

Referred to as a torpedo because you would like to fire it into attractive persons.

Like a real torpedo a spunk torpedo explodes, but with spunk instead of, you know, actual bomb contents.
I'd like to fire my spunk torpedo into that fine pice of ass.
by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin February 7, 2007
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flat-topped

1. Noun. A hairstyle popular in the early 1990s, sported by former Amiga Power journalists until present day. A haircut where the hair is shaved unpleasantly at the sides and combed straight up to form a "flat-top", a perfectly level snooker table smooth top sported above a pinch-face.

2. Adjective, "flat-topped" Obnoxious or idiotic behaviour, noticeably angry but lacking in self awareness or critical thought. Also the act of aggressively barracking one poorly thought out-idea ploughed into the ground along formulaic lines.
That inexplicably angry rant you are indulging in is particularly flat-topped, sir. And questioning my ability to 'understand simple English' is only compressing the flat-top'.
by flat toppo December 3, 2010
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Canadian Torpedo

The velocity of your shit has enough propulsion that it is able to navigate beyond the toilet's sewer trap, without the help from any outside water pressure.
After being unable to shit for 3 days whilst on a road trip, John dropped a Canadian Torpedo when arriving home, both saving water and emptying his bowels.
by dirtymaker November 7, 2012
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british torpedo

Its when the Spanish navy got anally penetrated by the British armada of dicks.
Do you remember the British torpedo, my grandma does she...she was dp'ed by the legendary dick duo the male version of Queen Elizabeth the 2nd and Horatio Nelson's friend Tyrone.
by Josef Von Himmler June 10, 2014
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Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.
Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.
by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010
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Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.
"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"
by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010
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torpenis

its the torpedo toy in the pool but it looks like a penis. when held underwater and let go..its fast as lighting..try it on for size! women love the torpenis in the pool
Cole cant get enough of the torpenis in the pool!!!
by iheartcobravenom September 10, 2008
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