toot booty

a large unshapely ass complete with dimples, stretch marks, and hemmorhoids. (toot from the comedy Central series Drawn together)

-Have you seen Kirstie Alley lately?
-Yea she's a got a straight toot booty.

by Doom&Demolition December 20, 2010

toot toot

another word for a stupid person

mayah- omg i will call you back my fish is drowning
me- omg your so toot toot

by pro cool kid sophia October 3, 2020

toot toodleloo

anouncing ones arrival with authority or enthusiasm

toot toodleloo!!!!! yo nigga's home

by BIG DADDY DARON&THE ANGE September 11, 2006

Toot a hoot

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 12, 2015

toot sloot

A male or female that has a sexual fetish of flatulance (farts)

david: my girl has got a sexy fart box
Ryan: you sound like a real toot sloot

by Toot sloot 69 May 4, 2016

toot in my horn

Something you don't like or aren't interested in.

John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.

by Krearyal February 18, 2017

toot popsicle

Term to describe anal penetration with either a penis or dildo.

Stuff me with your toot popsicle

by Guthiyum May 1, 2020