tooler

A hey guys prick who likes to bum The Beastbut takes care over his appearance, as he would really like some.

The Beast - 'Yo Tooler, you have no friends, lets bum'
Tooler - 'Nice one beast.'
(Sounds of buggery)
The Beast - 'That was crap. You're crap'
Tooler - 'Thanks beast'
The Beast - 'Suck my dick Tooler'
Tooler - 'Ok'

by the beast February 25, 2004

Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007

Sean O Toole

A mantrog usually with ginger hair, soso fingers (sausage fingers) he's normally plump and round, he shaves his legs and has white skin, no eyebrows, makes you shiver, seems to get more annoying every day, thinks he is awesome, thinks Grace loves him an is a mantrog.

Grace: "Ew Sean O Toole is such a frigging ginger trog"
Kellie: "I know, look at them soso fingers"
Dawn: "Give him a chance Grace"
Grace: "Okay"
Kellie: "Gawd Gracey,you are so selfless"
Grace: "I know."

by Kellaay October 16, 2008

Tooldick

1. A guy who doesnt realise how much of a dick he is.

2. A guy who dates your sister who tries to be your friend.

3. A gargleball master

you know her boyfriend is a complete tooldick, he tries to be his friend even though hes plowing her...

by TauKnight May 9, 2011

Tooldick

1. A guy who doesnt realise how much of a dick he is.

2. A guy who dates your sister who tries to be your friend.

3. A gargleball master

you know her boyfriend is a complete tooldick, he tries to be his friend even though hes plowing her...

by TauKnight May 9, 2011

Toledo War

a conflict lasting from 1835–1836

Due to the lack of satellite images and other modern technologies, state lines used to be very difficult to distinguish based on maps and geography. The Michigan and Ohio land claims overlapped slightly in a 468 sq. mile area called the Toledo Strip. The two were poised to go to war over this area of land (though the only casualty was a minor wound from a penknife), and it was only the fact that Michigan was not yet a state that kept the dispute from more bloodshed.

An agreement was reached; Michigan would cede the Toledo Strip to Ohio in exchange for statehood and the Upper Peninsula (at the time thought to be a useless bit of woodland). The Upper Peninsula was likely to have been given to Wisconsin, but it was not until 1841 that the rich copper deposits in the U.P. were discovered.

Historians, while unable to agree on which state won the Toledo War, unanimously agree that it was the state of Wisconsin which lost.

by princerinse July 4, 2017

Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.

Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.

by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017