Tom

fucking dick head, if your hot the nigga probs has his head too close to your ass, better hide ladies tom fat cunts rollin into town w his gay mobile

oh fuck its tom!

oh shit!

hes gonna grab our ass!!! runn maggie!!

by dogcuntesh July 17, 2019

Tom

An item that old men use to titty fuck because of his huge boobs

Tom let matt titty fuck him

by Darragh48615 November 21, 2019

Tom

A dick who only gives a fuck about himself and like to ruin other people’s lives

Omg he’s such a Tom idek why we are still friends with him

by Pan_Lil_Fangirl February 20, 2020

Tom

The type of guy who is a typical white guy and is the best boyfriend you can ask for.He also hangs out in the hood and hangs around a load of chicks.

'Tom is the best boyfriend ever!'

by RealDaddy978 November 08, 2016

Tom

He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.

Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER

by inf1nity May 15, 2008

Tom

Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.

her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....

by jimbotambo September 10, 2011

Tom

The act of being a bitch.

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!

by Jameseroonski December 26, 2007