Schlong on toast

A very common breakfast in France and East Hollywood. Usually contains a fairly large penis with a side of toast.

Peter, George served an excellent schlong on toast this morning... We also had Crepes!

by Rabbi Jüdisch September 26, 2006

Toast Chee

A Form Of Snack Treat where the makers forgot to add all the letters to the title.

Jesus loves to eat Toast Chee.

by Stargate Fan June 19, 2004

melba toast

1970 CHEVELLE 454 SS,its also in the baddest of all the bad ass movies of all time "Dazed and Confused" driven by Mathew McConaughey's character Wooderson

"Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fucken muscle." -Wooderson

by Jerry Sinclair March 31, 2005

Blue toast

When you go to see a Korean prostitute, and she she has both of you rinse with mouthwash before getting in the shower.

Went to see that new Korean girl advertising. When I got there she took the money, we undressed, blue toast and then into the shower.

by woooo37 April 5, 2022

Smacker of toast

A slice or round of toast. Commonly used in Wiltshire, England.

Would you like one smacker of toast, or two?

by Beththefirst August 9, 2008

Toast You

1. (phrase) An insult invented by Google Translate, with the help of the YouTuber, Random Typek. To get this translation, go to Google Translate with "detect language" to English and simply type "tostostostos".

Meaghan: You're spoopid
Sultan: No u
Meaghan: tOaSt YoU

by Unilingo Bluebirb May 13, 2019

dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013