boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 22, 2007

loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

by sloberinwife May 19, 2004

getting that loaf

To earn money or to secure the bag

I been getting that loaf homie

by Prodigyyy October 29, 2018

Donut Loaf

Baked shit in a roll, with dried cum on it.

Jennifer-"I hate that kid."
Jessica-"Give him a donut loaf"
Jennifer" I sure will"

by Mikemike43 June 5, 2010

cash loaf

(n.) A stack or roll of paper money, usually used to flaunt one's wealth. While a cash loaf can consist of any number of any denomination of bills, twenty or more $20 USD bills are most often used.

Look, that guy's flashing his cash loaf again.

by Hnery Derpington III December 2, 2017

cuban loaf

Slang term used to describe a Cuban mans penis

Ever since Christian was a small boy he was proud of his Cuban loaf.

by Cons sway Lo September 27, 2015

Loaf of Lead

A stupid person.
An individual that should be quietly dispatched before they muddy up the gene pool.

That Carl is a real loaf of lead. He fucked up the weekly reports again!

by JunkieSpoon October 26, 2015