fucking failure

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1. yea, he’s a fucking failure. 2. what a fucking failure
by blackguy September 23, 2021
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caffeination failure

When copious amounts of caffeinated beverages have failed to keep you sufficiently awake and alert. Oftentimes occurring in mid-afternoon and during important meetings. Sometimes can also occur late at night when operating a motor vehicle.
After falling asleep in the middle of the board meeting, Ed realized he had experienced caffeination failure when his head slammed into the conference room table.
by miss gradenko June 22, 2011
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Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.
by Al Benedict October 22, 2009
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total gogular failure

In swimming, when one dives into the pool when starting a race and his or her goggles immediately completely fill up with water or fall off, usually ending up somewhere part way down the person's face.
Brian: "Damn, dude. What happened during that race? You're time was freaking slow."

Tom: "I experienced total gogular failure and couldn't see shit."
by UndeadMessenger March 20, 2009
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high school failure

Someone who never shows up to class and misses a ton of assignments in highschools
Wow Dalton you never show up to school so you must be a ... High school Failure
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Epic Failure bro

When your doing something with your "Friend" and they really suck at it such as a team game which results in an insult due to their lack of ability to use their "brain power"
Man1: yo JD don't go in you might die
JD: sorry I'm too ignorant to listen so i will go in and die
Man1: NO JD!!!!!!....
Man2: omfg Epic failure Bro
Man3: YOUR STUPIDITY KNOWS NO BOUNDS... EPIC FAILURE BRO
by Mahboii January 20, 2011
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epic failure

Michaela Berry "epic failure"
by coolguy22 January 28, 2009
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