Badge Cougar

An older woman, 36+, who actively seeks relationships with cops; usually sexual. Badge cougars tend to be old shut ins who watch too much Law & Order. These are women who are not social enough to join a regular neighborhood watch yet daily become more obsessively mired in their hatred of kids making any sort of noise whatsoever anywhere near their dwellings. The also openly & loudly scorn the homeless & disenfranchised. In a vane attempt to attract younger officers they generally have all variety of toxins injected into their faces. Similar to a badge bunny only old. The primary goal of the badge cougar is to mate with as many cops as possible especially married cops.

"hey I heard you hooked up with that old Badge Cougar"
"yeah, she's 'mature' but she really knows how to polish a knight stick"

by minatepes January 7, 2011

cougar

sexy rugby player from Forfar, Scotland

He's the Cougar watch him play

by Cougar Fan August 4, 2007

cougar chaser

A young man, usually in his early twenties, who actively pursues single women in their upper thirties or forties. The cougar chaser is unlike the cougar prey in that he chooses to engage these more refined older ladies and may even bring them back to his place, avoiding the cougar den altogether.

You cougar chaser you!

by rmsw March 25, 2010

Cougar Maintenance

The mani/pedis, the highlights, workouts, facials, waxing, botox, etc. that keep Cougars 'in the hunt.' Otherwise, without said Cougar Maintenance, the Cougar risks looking like an Old Whore.

"Where's Tina today? Oh, she had to go for some Cougar Maintenance at the spa."

"Did you see Rachel? Girlfriend better go do some Cougar Maintenance."

by kellybex November 19, 2009

Lesbian cougar

A mature woman (mostly bisexual) who likes to prowl on young lesbians or bisexual girls.

"Sophia is one hot lesbian cougar, she likes to prowl on fresh meat"

by Krashito September 14, 2016

cougar hunting

younger men prowling for older women (cougars)

The sorority chicks were beat, so we decided to hit up a local bar & go cougar hunting

by Sketchball315 November 11, 2005

cougar fox

A seemingly beautiful older woman who is such a fox. A milf would be the least of your worries..This cougar fox is everything you would ever want in bed..plus she is married..have fun!

Teri is such a cougar fox. She has the looks of a fox but she is such a cougar at the same time! You would be lucky to have this cougar fox rip you apart.

by Dee Nutz December 22, 2013