two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.

Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.

by BKAJSQNS March 3, 2011

dirty urinal

When a man puts a sponge into his partners mouth, then proceeds to piss on it.

John gave his girl the dirty urinal last night, it was wicked!

by McLovin04 March 2, 2023

Micro-Urination

When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.

Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.

by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016

Urinal Effect

When a group of people are faced with a row of seats or something similar, those people will tend to sit in every other seat so as not to be creepy to the other people

Comes from the unspoken etiquette of men’s bathrooms that states that they can never use a urinal next to one that another man is using.

“I can’t sit down in any of these seats or I’ll be creepy! I’ve fallen victim to the Urinal Effect!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018

urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

by Doggledoo December 4, 2020

Urinal Colonel

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.

There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.

by THE GILDED LADY June 16, 2018

young urination

some random two words my dumb friend julia made up at dnd club

blah blah blah young urination

by i am bumb March 4, 2022