Mustard Tongue

The dirty feeling and slightly off taste left on the tongue after a vigorous session of eating an ass that was not a clean as one first thought. But the heat of the moment kept you in the game tongue punching it like a fat kid eating candy.
Rachel left me with the mustard tongue this morning. Should have waited for her to shower.

That dirty whore I picked up last night was filthy. She left me with mustard tongue.
by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2018
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tinder tongue

Diarreah induced by tonguing a butthole of someone you met on Tinder. Nay!
I don’t have the flu. I have a case of Tinder tongue.
by Loveick January 06, 2018
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Tongue Yoga

The ability to make your Gene Simmons-like tongue contortion along the bottom of a Pillsbury icing container to scoop out every bit of sweet goodness.
Michael got his face covered in frosting while doing tongue yoga on Ashley.

"Damn, did you see that dude tongue yoga her pudding cup?"

Ashley squealed with delight when Michael told her he needed to practice downward dog in tongue yoga tonight.
by TongueYogaDoc November 12, 2010
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tongue tango

I definitely know him from somewhere, maybe I tongue tango'ed with him at the bar.
by Nattyice January 27, 2017
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tongue scraper

When you lick genitalia that are covered in very coarse pubes.
Wowza.Licking your hairy balls was more effective than using my tongue scraper.
by Novaxixix April 01, 2020
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tongue puppet

A girl who has a guy's tongue approximately 3 inches inside of her twat
So Matt, how do you feel that I made Chelsey my tongue puppet and she liked it?
by Dalby May 09, 2009
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tongue handshake

when two tongues go to greet one another and perform a handshake without their lips touching
Did you guys make out?
No...it was more of a tongue handshake.
by jhokat February 12, 2011
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