by Jr bobster January 23, 2018
An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
by Sadboy supreme January 05, 2021
by zach0711 February 18, 2016
I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt
by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018
The sexual act of performing anal sex on a female before switching to vaginal intercourse. This practice is highly unhygienic, but enjoyed by sluts and slappers all over the world. Except for NZ.
Hey fellas! Crissa is so smashed on rum and cokes, she let me go pooter to cooter!!
Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.
Alex absolutely refuses to go pooter to cooter, it’s just not classy.
by Seagull_Whisperer October 27, 2017