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pooter

when you go on a first date and the dude got some crust on his socks but its very specific crust if you know what I mean t
that dudes a real pooter check out his zebra socks
by ducklips69 February 28, 2020
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pooter snatcher

It's a person who takes things from the urban dictionary and says there in the normal dictionary
by The justin__ July 26, 2016
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King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)
Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”
by Sadboy supreme January 4, 2021
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Pooter Plug

What you Plug your anus with, so that you don't get raped. A Pooter Plug is the Plug that you desire whilst getting gangraped. If you don't have a Pooter Plug, you will get anally gangraped.
HELP!!! I didn't use my Pooter Plug, and now I am getting gangraped!!
by ShaftCrafter42069 April 17, 2018
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pumpkin pooter

When you have your period it's like you just murdered a baby in your pumpkin pooter (cause you did)...!
by MML1234 July 6, 2016
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Pooter Tooter

The female fart that, while sitting, begins at the poop shoot and travels along the yellow brick road in bubble-like form to the front butt and makes the perpetrator go "weew" as the bubble squeaks out with a clap.
Girl: Hey Sam...guess what I just did

Boy: Hey Beth I hope its not a pooter tooter ...cause thatd be gross.

Girl: Yeah...that is it.
by The beaver leaver November 13, 2011
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pooter

The vagina of a panda. Panda-cooter. Pooter.
I saw a genderbend of Po from Kung Fu Panda. Had a pooter and everything.
by xmurd0cx April 5, 2022
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