max factor

Australian dialect for a dog's erection. Derived from the term "lipstick case".
(in an Australian accent). Look at that puppy. He's got his Max Factor out!!!
by Slaymaster November 30, 2009
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Stud-factor

A scale of judging the looks, smartness & suavity of a guy ranging from 0 to 10, with 10 being the ultimate stage of perfection. Girls are enamored by guys with high stud-factors.

Different individuals or organizations can create different computation methods to calculate stud-factor. If an organization, say XYZ Corporation, computes stud factor, it'd be termed as the 'XYZ stud factor'.
Jane : John Doe is a very handsome intellectual & has a great demeanor. I'd give him a stud-factor of 9
by cade_skywalker June 07, 2011
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Sanjaya Factor

1. (n) The practice of retaining an obviously unsuitable candidate, contestant or participant, long after they deserve consideration, chiefly for comic effect.
Despite solid dancing, the Sanjaya Factor was the primary cause of casting decisions in Riverwalk Playhouse's production of "Anything Goes."
by the kitsch parade May 08, 2008
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jonnye factor

1: a non-mathematical constant that when applied to any word, phrase or conversation, reduces (or elevates, depending on your perspective) that word, phrase or conversation to its lowest (or highest) level of graphic sexual innuendo; the lower (or upper) limit is yet to be discovered.
Driver 1: "Should I get off at this exit?"
Driver 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Yes."
Driver 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"Only if you brought some lube and a wet-wipe."

Person 1: "Boy, I had a hard day."
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Gosh, sorry to hear that."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"At your age, I'd think you'd be celebrating, not complaining!"

Person 1: "Wow, did you see that horse peeing over there?!?"
Person 2:(NON-JONNYE FACTOR)"Oh, my."
Person 3:(JONNYE FACTOR)"...(gazing and smiling nostalgically)...why, yes... yes, I did..."
by JurisPrudence March 10, 2005
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military factor

The factor by which a male's hottness increases when he's in his uniform. On a scale of one to ten, a uniform usually increases a guy's number by 2. Can also be applied to non-military men in some uniforms.
Person 1: Check that guy out. He's a solid 7.
Person 2: Him? He's in my Spanish class. He's in AFROTC. On Tuesdays when he's in his dress blues he's a 9, atleast.
by Katie Holmes April 07, 2005
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scumbag factor

one who adheres to the following characteristics:
1. gauges/hoop earrings on men
2. dresses like complete shit

ie. tight pants hanging well bellow buttocks and baggy t-shirts often displaying drug, beer, skate, or sexual references
3. Smokes lots and lots of cigs or illegal substances (also prone to packing large dippers, usually while taking a dumpset)
4. treats gf/women poorly but yet still found extremely attractive by opposite gender
5. Has sexual intercourse with many girls regardless of appearance or relationship status.
6. Will often be seen skateboarding or riding a bike rather than driving in a car.
7. Often will appear at parties with no trace of an invitation and will bring as many scumbag counterparts along.
8. Wears "ski hats" or "beanies" regardless of outside temperature.

9. Often seen listening to ipod with only one headphone in ear.
10. As a dog pisses on an area to declare it's territory, scumbags will often piss anywhere besides a toilet including on, around the toilet, and on the walls.

**If you have one or more of these qualities, congratulations, you have partial scumbag factor
The normalcy to scumbag factor ratio is 2:1 in the east coast
by leggsalem May 05, 2011
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The X-Factor

When you hitting it from the back and you cross your arms for added grip
Jesus: yeah I was putting my penis in her from behind and it started to get a bit slick so I used the x-factor to maintain my godly pace
Jesus’s dad: good work son
by ppgang69 July 30, 2019
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