Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020

Garfield

1. James Garfield, 20th president of USA
2. The protagonist of a comic strip of the same name who is a lazy, cynical cat who loves lasagna
3. The comic strip Garfield (the cat) appears in.
4. Andrew Garfield, an actor
5. A surname

1. James Garfield was the 20th president of USA
2. Garfield smacked a spider with a newspaper
3. I love Garfield
4. Garfield is a Spiderman actor
5. My surname is Garfield

by the random. November 26, 2021

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 October 16, 2015

Garfielding

Inserting one's genitals into a lasagna, but never on Mondays.

Tim: Yo I heard you were garfielding it with that Italian girl last night, how'd it go?
Jake: We didn't get to, yesterday was a Monday.

by Lasagna stuffer 0001 March 15, 2025

Garfield

Aka Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt: "I'm Garfield and i'm fat"

by JoeSissta November 16, 2021

reverse Garfield

The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner

Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield

by Nojs69 January 22, 2025

Garfield

To me tired, pissed off, fed up with, or hungry for lasagna.

Tom: "I'm so garfield right now bruh, like you don't even know"

Jack: "Bro quit playing, I'm so garfield I could eat 5 lasagna's"

Matt: "You garfield bro?"

by soGarfieldBruh October 1, 2014