Shampoo

A) A type of soap used to clean your body/hair in the shower

B) The shit that 12 year old boys that are noobies to jackin use as lube, resulting in multiple friction burns, torn skin, and extreme burning on the dick because the shampoo is in the burns and cuts. DONT USE SHAMPOO AS LUBE.

“Man fuck it, I’ll use shampoo.”

by TexasTittyTantrumTeardown May 6, 2019

White Shampoo

Typically when a guy nuts on video and posts it on TikTok for everybody to see.

“I can’t find white shampoo on TikTok” I said until my friend shared a video to me.

by Colorado Campfirer June 23, 2025

shampoo

It's when a person cums on another person's hair or head area

Guy 1: Dude, how was your date last night!
Guy 2: Amazing bro! I shampoo'd all over her head

by chovihotings December 27, 2020

3andoko shampoo ??

a popular trend in egypt in which you are required to reply with "la m3ndna4"

"3andoko shampoo ?? -la m3ndna4 omal 3ndoko eh?? dbad4eeb?? -ahhh dbad4eeb"

by marshallee April 24, 2021

shampoo barrel

When you’re in the barrel of a wave (that is a hollow hole while the wave is crashing over top of you down the line) but the barrel is just big enough for you to fit through, nipping/washing your hair like it’s shampoo

Announcer: “O’Brien in the wave looks like it’s gonna be a close out JUST makes it with a shampoo barrel ”

by Ayeeeedee May 18, 2023

Shampooed

To mess up but in a funny / silly way.

You forgot to pick up your wife from the airport cuz you were playing COD? Man you shampooed.

by BigOlittleG April 16, 2024