court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.
see also: couch professor
see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
by throwstones January 26, 2021
I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.
Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?
Yo look its Professor B!
This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!
Yo look its Professor B!
This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!
by The Dr. PB July 10, 2013
Instead of "Rate my Professor", this means to write a livid review about your professor on the Rate My Professor website. You rage about your professor. This also can just be a typo of the regular "rate". The acronym for this is "RMP".
I am so fucking pissed about my grade. I am going to Rage My Professor now!
I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!
I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!
by LingDanc803 February 28, 2023
Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
OR
Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."
by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 11, 2010
A discordian who goes to the gym 5 days a week, runs 35 km per week, does 4 sets of 30 reps of 75 kg on leg press but only squat 10kg for reps. Has a vocabulary of “uh huh” & “nuh uh” also watches cp casually.
by #1 BB fan January 21, 2024
A smol bud in Philza Minecrafts discord server. Known for there lore and being funny. They are a non beany bi friend of Da Birbs and are amazing.
Look there its Professor Dumbass
by Da fucking birb January 08, 2022
A Professor on a Harry Potter server. He is a horrible and rude person. He is telling other people that they are fake or that their boyfriends are fake. He is very lonely and he has no friends. That's why he is bullying other people. All he wants is attention.
by Wizabell January 04, 2018