piss on a plate

Something very flat.

Her chest is as flat as piss on a plate.

by T-Biz July 20, 2006

Hot Plate

A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.

The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.

by Nettled October 10, 2003

plate face

A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.

Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"

Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"

by Ricksen June 6, 2009

Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.

Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.

by Ryunoku July 15, 2023

Nazca plate

In geography aspect, Nazca Plate is an oceanic plate located in the Pacific Ocean near the west of south America. It's only contains Ocean continent and it's moving toward to South america plate, and colliding with it. And so a convergent plate boundary is formed at that zone, moreover the Nazca plate subducts under the South America plate.

There was an earthquake in Chile, as Nazca Plate collides with the South America plate. Before that, energy is stored in the rocks under the plates movement. When the energy exceeds the rocks' strength, the rocks break and displaced suddenly,

and release energy through a period of seismic waves, as known as earthquake.

by PolyMoster January 7, 2023

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

shirt-plate

A napkin you wear.

I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!

by Hefernin November 29, 2009