klopp-flop

A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong / any Liverpool FC related failure
To "Klop-Flop" - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / be part of an unmitigated disaster

Liverpool's loss to Wolves is nothing short of an unmitigated Klopp-Flop

by Rooster78 January 29, 2017

Possum Flop

Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.

"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".

by HENDO November 7, 2012

Shit-Flops

Cheapo flip-flops you can buy at the dollar store or anywhere else, always costing less than $10. Also known as Double Pluggers

"Let's race!" Can't run, I'm wearing shit-flops

My shoes broke! "can i help fix them?" Don't worry about it, they're just shit-flops

I'm going to the beach tomorrow, but don't have any sandals, guess i'll just pick up some shit-flops

by Titagula Gervais August 21, 2010

Flip Flop

When two guys are having sex and they both take turns being the bottom.

"Hey, check out Scotty"
"Dude, you're not a bottm"
"So?"
"Scotty flip flops so you gotta take it in the ass if you wanna plow him in the ass"
"I'm ready..."

by Okogeman June 29, 2008

Flip Flops

Empty floppy tits with no side profile

Nipple resides at the bottom of the breast

Look at the flip flops on that one

by Working Class Hero December 27, 2020

flip flop

To go back and forth on a decision or issue.

To make a decision and then change your mind.

Bernard: You coming to Hooters for happy hour?

Larry: No, I can't. My wife wants me home at 6.

Bernard: You said you were goin' an hour ago! Nice flip flop. Get a sack.

by Edapoe March 15, 2009

flop smack

when you take off your flip flop and smack somebody in the face with it

shelby: daniel is soooo annoying.

ritchie: then just take off your shoe and flop smack him :D

by xXturndaxgurlXx June 5, 2010