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Custom

Adding vinegar to a bag of salted crisps to create a salt and vinegar flavour.
Mr Brady described his lunch as 'Having a cheeky custom custom'
by cheggbert October 6, 2020
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custom settings

Custom settings refers to someone out of the ordinary, primarily people part of the LGBTQ+ community, particularly Non-binary people.
Im not straight, I’m set on custom settings
by Definerofthecwntuary April 28, 2021
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Pelatis (Customer)

The one who goes to a 5v5 game and ends up with 2.3k damage and 0 vision score
-Hey did you win that game?
-NO our ashe bot was a Pelatis (Customer)
by HliasTrogloduths November 20, 2020
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement

A notorious organization that is known for terrorizing immigrants. They can go fuck themselves.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement just caught my neighbor who has a wife and two young disabled children just because he has issues with an orange turd in office. He plans on getting deported to a prison in El Salvador that host violent gang members even though he has never committed a crime.
by DMJohnson April 8, 2025
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Custom House

Area in E16 which is crazy coz a random serial killer lived here and he chopped up dead bodies and placed em in a freezer (E16s just bad in general)
Jason: Ayo bro you ever moving Custom House
Mason: Nah bro, unless I'm signing up to get chopped up into pieces and placed in a freezer by a serial killer, I'm never moving Custom House
by yournansasocialreject102 January 31, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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