Chair Jordan

ʧɛr ˈʤɔrdən:

See: Armchair Quarterback, Captain Hindsight.

“Everyone on ESPN last night were being chair Jordan’s as if they could do better”

by DaListener September 25, 2020

Gasper chair

An improvised chair made of cardboard boxes, often used at a startup business with a shortage of furniture.

They were all huddled around the long table, some of them sitting on Gasper chairs hastily put together from teeshirt boxes.

by hey youz guys May 1, 2015

Chair in a cup

It’s a chair in a cup.the cup leads into a chair in a cup universe

Laughs in chair in a cup

by Catsonaut and STONERMAN September 24, 2020

dookie chair

a toilet

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?

by dookie doo 1324 February 7, 2015

Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.

by opeth6669 January 13, 2022

Chair-kun

A very wholesome chair that has very devoted fans (totally not a cult). He has two brothers whom are Jay and Slime-kun. Jay envies Chair-kun so much that Jay sits on him and refuses to let stream see him.

After Chair-kun loyal fans tried to get him back by spamming "Hydrate", Jay decide to raise the price for "Hydrate" causing the whole community to become very sad.

Chair-kun appearance: A very handsome chair (better than Jay >:) ).

Chair-kun fan #1: Where chair
Jay: nO
Jay whole community: >:(((((((

by Chair Kun Simp January 3, 2022

Stoner Chair

The couch or comfortable seat that many smokers sit on when baked. Many good memories are from this chair and it grows in sentimental value but always seems to smell like shit!

Dude, Tod was in his room gettin high all day on his stoner chair.

by High Asian October 4, 2008