by Greenzyskum April 18, 2018
The art of fucking slaying the mud in a badass bogger while playing loud and heavy on 69 volume getting head by your friends step mom.
by Sammy68 July 02, 2020
A sport invented in England. It involves two to four players, in singles or doubles format. The sport is played by having the participants defecate into a toilet at which point the ammount of splashes made are counted. It is scored like regular tennis, with 15, 30, 40 and Game being the scores, therefore four splashes are required to win. If players are unable to create a splash, a tie break is brought into session. It is typically played in lavatory block cubicles, where the splashes can easily be heard.
Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Illegal drugs such as laxatives are occasionally used to cheat at the sport, but players are allowed to consume any food or drink they wish in order to facilitate their victory. Ghost turds and farts do not count
Dave was robbed in the Bog Tennis finals as he was made to play the final and the semi-final on the same day, however he performed stormingly in the semis, winning Game-Love.
by johners47145 March 07, 2010
by jodfhj November 15, 2007
i got so excited watching Peggy hanging her knickers on the line it took half a roll of bog paper to mop up the stain i made on the carpet.
by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003
by Name??@! January 03, 2008
One who hangs about the public men's rooms in hopes of anonymous gay sex.
Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.
Fat, smelly, Cumbrian pikey homosexual called Ardon.
by Kenny Roberts July 10, 2006