Insult bet

A bet in Texas hold ‘em poker, on the river, when the player using the insult bet has a marginal hand, but believes their opponent has a slightly worse hand, but cannot fold to the insult bet because the pot is too big and offers fantastic pot odds, so they reluctantly call and lose the pot.

Can be balanced by using the insult bluff and the insult induce
Aww man... I keep getting milked by the insult bet at cascades casino by that fish Grant, if I keep calling I’m gonna go broke
by GrantSmith December 8, 2018
mugGet the Insult betmug.

bet on it

the act of touching yourself
Shakarr: Edgar will bet on it.
Edgar:nu uh
by um nun ya 1 2 January 28, 2008
mugGet the bet on itmug.

pussy bet

A type of bet like jousting, the two harlots slam vaginas until one dies. The winner is crowned "Golden Cunt" and must defend her/his title.
CAROL WON PUSSY BET AND IS NOW GOLDEN CUNT
by Bushfries September 29, 2013
mugGet the pussy betmug.

Bet zonot

Hebrew for "whorehouse",
however most commonly used to describe a situation in which you can do whatever you want, without anyone doing anything about it.
"Hey dude, why are you sitting here instead of studying in the class?"
"Ahh, it's Bet zonot"
by DaniusCaesar August 23, 2005
mugGet the Bet zonotmug.

google bet

A bet made when one can determine who wins by a simple trip to an internet search engine providing instant gratification.
"Dude Dan the Autamator is NOT Del!"
"Yes he is"
"Google bet ya!"
by tovah July 28, 2005
mugGet the google betmug.

bets-a-belly

A person or cat that is super hyper and conducts static passion or electricity, and is cutly pudgy (plump/chubby)
Person: Did you see Her! she just shocked me!
person2: i know she is shockingly chubby!
person: She is a bets-a-belly!
by Lola PIE January 9, 2010
mugGet the bets-a-bellymug.

ass bet

Verb, To make use of services (or receive item) and have no intent on making payment or exchanging favor.
I'm gonna ass bet me sandwich from the deli, soon as he hands it over, i'm out!
by alex April 28, 2003
mugGet the ass betmug.

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