Testicuffs

A fight between two drunken people that at first looks promising but turns out to be 'bollocks.'

"He started on that chav but they were so drunk that it turned into testicuffs"

by Sound Bored May 20, 2010

Testicle Tapioca

The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.

Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!

Guy 2: How'd she like it?

Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca

by Dyban January 5, 2012

testicular vinaigrette

The vinegary/oily concoction that usually is on the testicular sacks of larger men who have failed to shower for the past few days.

Man Frank, you gotta take a shower, your home-made testicular vinaigrette is rather pungent this evening!

by schvety_balls June 16, 2012

Testicle Satchel

Another term for the scrotum.

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.

by iamck December 15, 2012

testiculation

Wildly gesticulating while lying through your teeth.

"Lance Armstrong's testiculation of his blood-doping and drug-use was wildly reported by the media"

by BadPauly October 18, 2012

testicle trick

Proceeding to take your balls and stretch them over your penis and cover it up as if your balls were a cozy little blanket.

My husband said his penis was cold so I suggested him to use a testicle trick.

by AlphaZombieGirl. October 5, 2016

Tastickle

When the taste buds in the back of your mouth get hit fast and hard by a strong flavor.

I drank that lemon juice and it punched me hard in my tastickle!

by Lorbee May 22, 2020