Sunday Lunch Under a Tent

The EASIEST meal you'll ever have! Heh heh...

That's an analogy, people. Spell it out... this is a subtle way to hint that someone is "a less-than-challenging conquest for the opposite sex."

Similar in form, but not meaning, to c u next tuesday.

The preacher was horrified to discover that his angelic daughter was known around town as a Sunday Lunch Under a Tent. Oh the irony.

Sunday Lunch Under a Tent by Jared Menard June 1, 2007

persian heat tent 

While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.

Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent

persian heat tent by Donnie Leonard April 17, 2008

Meat Tent 

The little tent made from bed sheets by the hard-on of a guy lying on his back underneath them. This is most commonly associated with adolescent males experiencing erotic dreams that often result in nocturnal emissions, but ANY male capable of an erection can "put up a meat tent" while in bed.

The other night I had a hot dream about my wife and woke up with a giant meat tent going on. I mean, it was like the big top! You could've had a circus in there!

Meat Tent by Andrew June 21, 2006

freak tent 

A tent at a circus in the old days. Inside the tent all the "freaks" people with physical disabilities sat and people would gawk aat them.

The child screamed as she ran out of the freak tent.

freak tent by Matt Blair April 23, 2006

Circus Tent 

When 4 people (guys or girls) tap it with 1 person in the middle. Similar to the Eiffel tower, but with a lot more people.

"Ah man! It was this one broad and 4 other guys doing a circus tent with that girl!"

Circus Tent by Placeboady December 19, 2009

Packing up the tent

To lose an erection.

I was all hot for that chick but then I saw her making out with the keg nozzle so I'm packing up the tent.

Packing up the tent by DPMistress March 21, 2009

Akward Tent 

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"

Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent

Akward Tent by notamorningperson June 25, 2009