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no u tennis 

When 2 people keep 'no u'ing each other.
We are now tuning in live to this intense game of no u tennis!
A: you're fat!
B: no u
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B: no u
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ad infinitum
no u tennis by Cheesy Meatball February 10, 2021

ultimate tennis 

Game in which two people grip hands like they were arm wrestling, but instead they take turns slapping each others hand as hard as possible, the first one to quit from the pain is the loser.
Ben slapped John so hard, he left welts. John won't play ultimate tennis anymore.
ultimate tennis by M2M2 January 5, 2009

let's play tennis 

it's means sex. No emotions. Like friends with benefits. No relationship, no emotions, just sex
"Jimin, let's play tennis...."

Guerrilla Tennis 

An activity in which a tennis racket is used to lob light bulbs, Christmas ornaments or other small, glass objects across parking lots, roof tops, empty streets and other public places.

Usually only played after midnight, a game consists of multiple rounds in multiple locales and can stretch across an entire city. Players can wear any tennis attire they wish, usually headbands, and need to smoke Black & Mild cigarillos while participating for maximum trashiness. Players also have been traditionally sober, which makes it that much more pathetic.

Also popularly known as "Lightbulbs to Lightbulbs."
Player 1: Man, last night was the best round of Guerrilla Tennis ever. We went until 7 in the morning!
Player 2: Who won?
Player 1: Everybody!

Forum Tennis 

aka Quote Tennis.

An phenomenon commonly seen on forums where two members will endlessly smash message after message back and forth, in the hope that they will get the last word, thus supposedly proving their point.

The rest of the forum usually loathes these tireless rebutters, for their obstinance and lack of a life. Forum tennis is best avoided by fully expressing your point of view clearly in a handful of messages at most, and then leaving it at that.
JFreek420: My team is better than yours.

Athyy69: No, mine is. Prove yours is.

JFreek420: My team is clearly better. You prove they're not!

Athyy69: I'm not the one making the claim. You prove it!

20 pages later

Athyy69: I think I've clearly shown how wrong you are.

JFreek420: WRONG.

Admin: STFU, both of you. I'm sick of this pathetic forum tennis. Thread LOCKED.
Forum Tennis by NaughtySteph January 18, 2010

Tonsil tennis 

French kissing someone so much you '' play tonsil tennis''
"did you guys play tonsil tennis last night?"

"Ahaha yeah"
Tonsil tennis by Jacky_d July 15, 2017