Teesh

1 : to make an untrue statement with intent to deceive
2 : to create a false or misleading impression
3 : an untruth / a lie
4 : something that misleads or deceives

"That is a teesh, Barry"
"He was teeshing when he told me that"
"Teesher"
"Stop teeshing"

by Shane Mc Carthy January 5, 2009

telespittle

The froth seen on the lips of a politician who is so engrossed in making a point that he/she neglects to notice the drool coming out of his/her mouth. First seen in the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on LiveJournal as it mocked High Chancellor Sutler in the film "V for Vendetta." See also telefroth.

All of the bad guys, plus Chief Inspector Finch, are conveniently in one room to receive the giant, furious telespittle of High Chancellor Sutler.

by Spiraling April 26, 2006

teleswag

Obtaining marketing merchandise, or swag, remotely via telephone or other means.

Hey, could you teleswag me one of those green, squishy, noise-making balls?

by Noah Buddy November 7, 2007

Telephone Tourette's

Generally found in call center or helpdesk environments; the uncontrollable urge to scream obscenities at a caller for real or imagined stupidities

Did you hear Don cursing at his caller today?
Yeah, his telephone Tourette's was really acting up today

by Lollercycle October 4, 2008

telesexual

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

by the g man1234567 October 23, 2008

telescopulation

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

by Bill39 December 15, 2008

telehoes

those who are whores over the phone, when talking on the phone

Douche1: HEY MAN, i was talking to some telehoes over the weekend!
Douche2: That's hot! But didn't you run out of minutes on your cell LAST week?
Douche1: OH SHIT.

by SPANISH9/10A March 17, 2009