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Clothing Swap 

When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.
pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.

jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
Clothing Swap by Proko August 8, 2010
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fat swap 

When friends trade who is the fat one. This is due to the one that was fat getting healthy at the same time that the one that was healthy got fat, this exchange is called a fat swap.
"I remember the two of you, didn't he used to be the fat one? What did you do, a fat swap?"

"Jane used to be fly as hell, now she looks like a mammoth"
"Oh she did a fat swap with Latisha though, now Latisha is damn fine"
fat swap by TheDogman January 13, 2014
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fart swap 

Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.
1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.
fart swap by Fat Albertson May 10, 2016
When two men ejaculate into each other’s mouths and start making out.
Hey big boy, you wanna hot swap with me?
Hot Swap by Bawlsaitchy March 22, 2021

West Virginia swap 

Taking your friend's dip out of his lip and putting it in your own lip.
"Bro, I'm out of dip." "It's fine, you can just West Virginia swap with me."
West Virginia swap by bigwilly99 October 18, 2017

triple bang anal swap 

When you are playing cod while fucking and get a triple wallbang while you cum
I triple bang anal swapped someone yesterday it was epic

swoop and swap

To shoplift or "hustle" someplace or someone by means of surprise (i.e Asking a complex or incomplete question in order to distract the person being "hustled")
That nigga asked me "Hey, I'm looking for the diet water in the Freudian personality section. Do you know the coordinates of it?" and ran the fuck out with a subway sandwich. I can't believed he swoop and swap my ass.
swoop and swap by ching blang June 29, 2008