strokestick

Ones Johnson or Dick. Also used as a term to degrade.

Time to go home and work the Ole strokestick.

There goes Geno, he's such a useless strokestick!

by 868 April 27, 2005

StrokeSearch

Strokesearch.net is the best place to find and search adult videos for free.

StrokeSearch.net is dope.

by TheStroker October 20, 2008

Silent Stroke

Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.

"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"

"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"

by Rizzleeee February 9, 2009

Mouth stroke

A moment in time where someone has mispronounced a word more than 3-4 times.

Person 1 " Yeah I was there yestredy-yesraday-yestercay-YESTERDAY FUCK! had a mouth stroke for a second

by TaVe-Ronin November 2, 2020

Ellensburg Two Stroke

Sexual act with the cremated remains of an ex-lover where you spit in the urn, get the ashes in your hand, jerk 2 strokes, jizz in the ashes, and cry out “aaaand there’s your receipt”

On the anniversary of his ex-girlfriend overdosing on heroin Tyler broke into her parents' trailer, took the urn containing her ashes off the bookshelf full of NASCAR memorabilia and gave her an Ellensburg Two Stroke for old times sake.

by SteveLaurent May 4, 2019

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

by Lanikai July 18, 2009

Chokey Strokey

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating.

Maximizing an orgasm by cutting off air to the brain. Sometimes leads to accidental - and embarrassing - suicide.

The singer from INXS died while doing the Chokey Strokey.

by Anita November 11, 2004