Hit the slouches

1. Hit the slouches means that you are going to sleep.
2. Hit the slouches can also mean to literally hit a person slouching. It is a form of punishment and discipline.

I'm tired i think that I am going to hit the slouches.

by Amze n Zak August 3, 2021

The devil's touch

The act of someone lighting their hand on fire then giving the male a hand job.

Person: want me to give you "the devil's touch"
Guy: what's that?
Person:😈

by Blackstar47 February 12, 2023

The Lineman’s Touch

A sexual act when two Lineman touch tips, or dock, in a bucket truck. Then proceed to grab the high voltage power lines to “complete the circuit”.

Dan’s service was beautiful but embarrassing when they said he died from doing The Lineman’s Touch and we had to explain what that is to his parents.

by BFFLINEMAN September 22, 2023

A Stuche Bag

An over-confident wannabe frat daddy who has a way with the ladies but is liked sparingly by other males.

"Hey Hartson, should we be nice and invite your brother to come to the party?" Hartson replies "Fuck no, my brother's a stuche bag." Everyone replies "Hahaha, what the fuck were we thinking, thank god you reminded us."

by John Grady W. November 7, 2011

scouching

sledding....on a couch...instead of a sled

Mary- "Hey Joe, wanna go sledding today?
Joe- "Fuck no mary, I'm going scouching."

by ugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhlame January 19, 2011

Kyle Stoughton

A true faggot.

Guy 1 "Did you see that fag over there?"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's a true Kyle Stoughton!"

by Kstoutzbrah April 14, 2019

stooch

the combination of two words stanky and hooch respectively, to form one word describing unkempt Midwestern women

Hey Erik, how 'bout we head to Eureka, MO to check out the local stooch?

by daassgrabba January 22, 2004