Stool Shunter

a homosexual man i.e. a batty boy

I understand you are a stool shunter. Can I just make it clear that I do not wish for my stools to be shunted in any way.

by messymanco July 21, 2009

choad stools

The result of a faulty ass wiping leaving a shitty residue on my choad. Not to be confused with choad drool.

I have skid marks in my underwear due to choad stools.

by Jack Tors April 24, 2009

lazing stool

a stool that has not yet been flushed down the toilet.

i couldn't believe that there was a lazing stool in their bathroom!

by Rewskeee December 2, 2014

Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)

There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.

by Da ladies man November 8, 2013

five legged stool

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.

Gretchen always says boring and unrelated things at lunch.

Yeah, she's such a five legged stool

by brasswings April 3, 2015

Spectacle Of Stool

Fancy alternative to "Shit Show"

I must declare that when I have a chance to be social, it often becomes a Spectacle Of Stool.

by bad_grammir_for_real March 7, 2016

Toe'd Stool

A toe'd stool is when you stick your toe in someone's asshole and pull out a large amount of shit.

Joshs girlfriend wanted a toe'd stool so Josh slid his big toe in her dirty little asshole and pulled out a fat chunk of muddy love.

by Ginga Geezus November 16, 2019