stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.
Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?
by gjw79 June 30, 2017
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Stubborn Stool

A poo that refuses to pass easily as it contains less than the 75% water needed to successfully move through the bowel.
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“It turned out couldn't poo because it was a stubborn stool that just wasn’t hydrated enough to make its way through the system.”
by Hopeful of Hackney March 21, 2024
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Stooled

To be fucked up the bumhole while sitting on a barstool.
"She loves being stooled"
by crawfster November 13, 2023
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sultans stool

When a girl sits in an armless chair and you sit in her lap facing her and fuck her. You are the sultan she is the stool. Divine experience
I knew she really loved me when she offered to be my sultans stool.
by mathman123 January 31, 2024
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Nixon stool

A "step up to new heights" furniture-device dat is so rugged dat you can casually kick it here and there around da floor without damaging it at all.
When ol' Tricky Doohickey said, "You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore" after he was ousted from Congress, he didn't realize that he could still have squatted on all-fours and served as a "Nixon stool" for the senators and representatives to bunt into place with their shoes and then climb up on to reach law-books on the higher shelves in the Library of Congress.
by QuacksO November 22, 2019
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red stool

I can’t remember what happened last night but I had a red stool this morning.
by beanricecheese February 03, 2022
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stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.
Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.
by Thickdickmcgee March 21, 2018
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