stool hopper

Bar patron who moves from bar to bar over the course of an night.

Didn't we see that stool hopper two bars ago?

by gjw79 June 30, 2017

stool

shit, crap, poop

the stool is out of my pants.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 20, 2025

stool

shit

wow man, your stool is hard

by okokbruh July 27, 2022

Stool

Derogatory term for disabled people. Originated in North America

Michael: Damn bro stop acting like such a stool!
Jacob: That's kinda offensive bro. My brother is disabled and what you have done is shown a side of you that I have never known. Goodbye Michael. We can be friends no longer. You were my first love but now all this love has turned to hate.
Michael: I... I felt the same!
Jacob: Shut the fuck up you goddamned stool!

by JoeTheRoe May 25, 2022

Stool Jewel

A beautiful woman sitting by herself at the bar

Boys! It looks like we’ve found ourselves a stool jewel on a Tuesday night. Back her up bar keep!

by Mark Daniels February 20, 2022

Stooling Stool

An alternative or homemade Squatty Potty, usually in the form of a small step stool, that is used to aid in producing a bowel movement.

Why would I spend $12 on that thing when I could get this stooling stool for $4?

Until I got this stooling stool I was constipated as a mother fuc*er!

by Ibuddy66 June 14, 2018

Stool

Any form of nicotine

“Aye bro can you pass the stool”

by CColome June 21, 2021