sit on the stool

When Hannah is being very cross on Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey what are you doing alone in the dark there?

Hannah: Oh, me? Just taking a sit on the stool.

by therealest6669 February 14, 2014

Loose Stool

Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.

I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.

by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014

black stool

Hebrews get A black stool caused by unkosher food, like RED BEETS

Grand ma was on the pot calling for the Doctor. I got black stool get dah doctor!!!..

by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006

Daddy Stool

Meaning to have a shit, derived from the song "Daddy Cool". Usually accompanied by a rendition of the song with altered lyrics.

I need a Daddy Stool... "Daddy - Daddy Stool!"

by Offbeat July 29, 2004

Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

Shurrup you Bar Stool!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 12, 2010

step stool

noun: A person who becomes a rebound and is kept around until someone better is found.

I can't be single and don't wanna deal with the pain of a break-up so I'm gonna find someone to be my step stool.

by Lez-be honest January 11, 2017

Shit stool

A person or thing that is consistently taken advantage of.

John is a fucking shit stool, his girl is always telling him what to do and when.

by James MO April 30, 2008