stirring the yogurt

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

by userbits March 7, 2010

Brool Story Co

The Brool Story Company is the group of people who often tell stories that facilitate the response, "Cool story, bro."

Hey, did you notice how Bob is an obvious member of the Brool Story Co? He always tells the most pointless stories!

by Player1146 August 19, 2010

stirling

Usually α very hot male that all girls only wish to bang. He is always getting the hottest girls nothing less, Mainly brunettes. But when he falls in love he is α keeper and should not let him go.

"Ah look at stirling i wish i could get in his pants. - same he is so hot "

by revolixel October 12, 2011

Pot Stirrer

A person who feels it necessary to try and create more drama in regards to a situation/arguement/debate in which they are an outside observer. Usually by way of a comment or statement.

"So then Becka said she thought she saw David with another girl at the mall but he was really at work, she is such a pot stirrer and really needs to find something to occupy her time."

by MaimeJay August 5, 2008

Stir Guts

Stir Guts.

-verb.

1. The act of engaging in vigorous intercourse, wherein the tip of the penis is imagined to mix either the: (1) internal viscera; or, (2) contents of the stomach of the coital recipient.

E.g. 1: "Dude, she was way hot." 2: "Yeah, I'd stir guts. . . ."

by <::Chipper::> August 17, 2009

story interruptor one-upper adder-toer

A person that interrupts you mid-story. But then not only interrupts your story, they feel the need to one-up your story with an even better story of their own. And to top it off, they not only interrupt you in the first place, one-up you with their story, they then feel the need to add to your original story they interuppted.

I was in class the other day talking about how my dad went to Haiti to help the earthquake victims, and before I could even finish Frank interrupted me and said his dad not only flew to Haiti to help the victims, but that he also donated a million dollars to the relief act. He went on to say that his dad told him my dad was down there but wasn't actually doing anything to help. That fucking Frank is such a story interruptor one-upper adder-toer!

by krriley January 28, 2010

sexy story

i liked a boy, dylan in high school. i got really turned on whenever we would talk. one day i got the courage to say something. i told him i really liked him and he pushed me against the wall and we aggressively made out. he started to take of his pants revealing his massive dick as i removed my shirt and bra. he stared at my double ds as i took of my pants to showing my red lace underware. he couldn't take it and started to make out one again, i got on the floor to give his 10 inch cock a bj. he moaned with pleasure and i couldn't help but let out a little moan too. i could feel the pre-cum on his dick, i licked it off as we both moaned. i went faster and faster until he cummed. he gave a giant moan as i swallowed every last drop. he wanted to return the favor so he abruptly started fingering me. first with 2 fingers, then with 3. i moaned as i couldn't take it any longer. he moved up to rub my clit. " DADDY MAKE ME CUM" i yelled. just as i said this my best friend katie and her boyfriend jake walked in. they said " mind if we join." they started to make out letting out small moans. we were so turned on. i kissed him as he penetrated my tight pussy, we both loudly moaned. meanwhile jake and katie were doing 69. we wanted in and i started kissing jake and giving him a hand job. dylan was giving head to katie. we all cummed at the same time. how is that for a sexy story

me: hey " harry" wanna hear this sexy story?
harry: sure

by that one brunette May 28, 2022