Shunking

A sex act of severe perversity and vigor, the process and culmination of which heavily emphasizes repetitive thrusting as well as the occasional light spank.

An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg

Please proceed with the shunk, as I've been lacking for a good shunking in some time.

by ttbMachiavelli March 6, 2009

Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously

I can't believe how much I love shanking!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

Thinking cheese

Cheese eaten while looking into the refrigerator to help you decide what you want to make/eat for dinner. Mama June on the TV program Honey Boo Boo first used the phrase.

When I can't decide what I want for dinner it helps to stare into the fridge and eat my thinking cheese.

by BuckyKat August 7, 2014

stinking chad

A cheesy or shitty smelling rectum

I was sat in the train, and the man next to me had a stinking Chad.

by Nummy Nuts June 30, 2017

mother-thinking

When one worries a lot like a mother, very exaggerated. In other words, one always thinks of the worst, like a mother.

Yo, dude stop mother-thinking. It brings bad luck.

Man, I was mother-thinking about this girl, I shouldn't.

by Sebastian Diena November 14, 2011

egoseismic thinking

A way of thinking where a person believes seismic activity in a certain area is based on their physical location.

"We moved from North Carolina to California and there hasn't been an earthquake in California ever since, but there has been one in North Carolina"
"Maybe us coming out here has redirected the epicenter of US earthquakes to where we were from"
"That's egoseismic thinking"

by DyingStar June 12, 2012

Ass Thinking

Low caliber thinking, the opposite of brain thinking like the time you and your jackass friends came up with the idea of jumping on stage at Ozzfest, mooning the crowd, and lighting your farts so it would go viral on Youtube, and it did go viral on Youtube, not because it worked, but because your asses caught fire.

ant. Brain Thinking

Bummer, Dude. Bet that hurts when you sit. Got to tell you, that was some serious ass thinking.

Nice Youtube vid, though.

by Poe toaster February 23, 2013