Straight Girl

That one girl that wants to be friends with the gay men but despises lesbians. She thinks she’s so above everyone and has a y’all boyfriend and a gang of friends. Don’t ever cross her until she’s had her hot cheetos or mt. dew!!

Lesbian: “Hello :)”
Straight Girl: “Ew get away from me”...
Gay Guy: “Wassup Bitches 😘”
Straight Girl: *drools*

by LesbianUWU October 13, 2019

stoight

Dutch for "it's tight". Often combined with "schberi" as in "schberi toight" meaning "it's very tight".

Schberi toight, loik a toiger

by Shamon February 1, 2005

straight up hook up

A truly legit and good deal.

Save your school supply coupons and use them tax free weekend. Some of your purchases will be for free.
Now that's a straight up hook up!

by RastaMermaid October 9, 2008

Straight raping

Something so awesome or so horrible that it cannot be defined in any other way. It can be good or bad depending on the context or situation.

"Dude, did you see that skezy girl at the club the other night? She was straight raping!"

"New years 2012 was straight raping! I had the time of my life."

by Chantelle Renee January 2, 2012

straight as parallel

A person who hasn't had even the faintest fantasy of going gay or bi much less actually take that step. A proper straight person.

gay guy (1) : my new neighbour is hawt af. You should see his eyes and his abs.
gay guy (2) : shame really cuz I heard that he is straight as parallel.
gay guy (1) : bummer :(

by skinnySinner January 13, 2015

Straight and Forward

Referring to an object that is, in fact, straight in front of the person or object in question. Used by supremely cool high schooler(s).

Yo bro the people in the house straight and forward do drugs

by gangstud1 March 3, 2021

Straight Stick

A male that has a penis but no balls or scrotum.

“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”

by Travis123456 August 10, 2022