skritch

The sound made when stroking your mustache with the outside of your index finger while in deep thought during a meeting.

He must really be in deep thought over there, I can hear the skritch from this side of the room.

by Jim Maskel February 1, 2008

Snitch

The akt of snitching when you get arrested by the police trying to save your own ass then fail miserably At which point all your friends begin to hate you and you get arrested with the rest of them and end up lookin like a fukkin idiot.

Snitch
Who's van was it ?
I dunno
How about we start with how the van got in the snowbank kuz i don't even know that one yet ?
I was just driving along and i spun out
Isn't that front wheel drive ?
ya i think so
K WELL U JUST HUNG URSELF
were you using the e brake ?
The e brake light was on but the e brake didn't work
SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD HIM THAT MORON
And it still spun out ? I think you knew what you were doing made a stupid mistake and ended the kar into a snowbank.
no
WELL VALI U DID AND U DID KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOIN.
Did you tell them the kar was stolen
Yes.
ASSHOLE
So you told J and J that the kar was stolen
Yes.
Y U SAY DAT 4? R U DUMB?!?!
before or after they entered the vehicle?
Before.
Just snitchin on everybody today.
I'm gonna kut in here, This fukkin kid is an asshole

who was driving?
We all were
YOU DUMB KOKK SUKKER I WASN'T DRIVING WHEN UR STUPIDASS KRASHED I WASN'T DRIVING WHEN UR DUMBASS RAN INTO A KURB 50084983487619284721037498123074 TIMEZ YOU FUKKIN ASSHOLE

so j and j were driving too ?
Yes

by Violent J. [Psychopathik] April 8, 2009

snitches

any of a group of people who report the activity and on goings of others to a third party, unusually an authority figure.

I can't believe those snitches... Telling the cops where we got our stash.

Snitches end up in ditches.

by youonlyliveonce July 22, 2009

slitch

This word appears in one of the songs in the movie "The Wizard of Oz" which describes how the cyclone dropped Dorothy's house onto the Wicked Witch of the East and killed her. It appears to denote some kind of unusual physical movement. An excerpt from the lyrics follows.

"The house began to pitch
The kitchen took a slitch
It landed on the wicked witch
in the middle of a ditch
Which
was not a healthy sitch-uation
for the wicked witch."

by Rick Rosen November 23, 2004

skitch

To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.

I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.

by Jeff July 9, 2004

snitch-blade

calling some one out in front of there friends.

well that is not what i heard. don't wanna pull out my snitch-blade but...sally said your small!

by tomcon5 August 9, 2009

Snitch

Someone who rats someone out; Eric Xenakis

Kid 1: Dude i heard someone ratted out mike, do you know who it was?

Kid 2: It was obviously that kid Eric Xenakis.

Kid 1: Damn I didn't even think of that.. he's such a fuckin snitch.

by Mr. Seymour Butts November 5, 2010